32 hilarious yearbook quotes kids actually used

Ah, the yearbook quote - a chance to leave a lasting impression and a little piece of your humor to be enjoyed for years to come. Whether it's a witty one-liner, a pop culture reference, or a clever play on words, yearbook quotes are a great way to capture memories.

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If your child is looking for a little inspiration, here are 25 of the funniest yearbook quotes kids have actually used.

1. "I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them."

2. “I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.“

3. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

4. "I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'."

5. "I'm sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular." — Gretchen Wieners from ‘Mean Girls’

6. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

7. "I would like to thank Wikipedia, copy and paste, and Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V."

8. "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in space, which is cool."

9. "I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so."

10. "I finally figured out the secret to success – it's succeeding at giving up."

11. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."

12. "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate."

13. "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."

14. "I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."

15. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room."

16. "I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."

17. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."🤸‍♂️

18. "I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."

19. "I graduated, now I'm like smart and stuff."

20. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

21. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

22. "I may be quiet, but I have so much on my mind... pizza mostly."

23. “School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.” — Rachel Berry (Lea Michele) from ‘Glee’

24. “Never memorize something you can look up in books.”

25. "I put the 'stud' in study."

26. "Life is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you."

27. "I'm not a know-it-all, but I'm working on it."

28. "I'm allergic to mornings, responsibility, and mornings."

29. "I'm not indecisive unless you want me to be."

30. "I'm not a troublemaker, just a master of accidental chaos."

31. "I'm into fitness... fitness whole pizza in my mouth!"

32. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode."

Have fun with your kids and see what yearbook quotes they can come up with! Because a good laugh is always in style.

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