18 hilarious fall jokes to get you in the autumn spirit

End of summer got you down? Check out this list of 18 funny fall jokes for kids perfect for getting everyone in the fall spirit. 

1. What did one leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

3. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

4. How does a turkey drink its coffee? With a gobblet.

5. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.

6. What is a tree's least favorite month? Septimber.

7. What do you call a tree that can fit in your hand? A palm tree.

8. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.

9. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

11. What's a ghost's favorite dessert? Booberry pie.

12. Why do mummies have trouble making friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves.

13. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.

14. What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Booberries.

15. How does a skeleton get into his house? With a skeleton key.

16. How do trees get online? They log in.

17. What has ears but can't hear? A cornfield.

18.Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Did they fall for it?

We hope these autumn jokes brought a smile to you and your family’s faces. So go ahead, spread the joy! 

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